ENGLISH SCRIPT

ENGLISH SCRIPT

Narrator/Teacher: Once upon a time, in a normal school, was a weird class with the most random students, such as Allison, the preppy cheerleader

Danica: Hey, hey! Its okay, it’s alright, come on guys, fight fight fight!

N/T: Shy, the emo smoker

Chloe: I’m depressed, I’m gonna burn myself with my cigarette.

*Tsssss*

N/T: James, the Korean transfer student from China who was born in Japan

James : *Says something in Korean*

Danica: Konichiwa!

James: What?

Chloe: That’s Japanese, moron.

N/T: *Sigh*, Julie, the smarter, older, better, nicer twin of James

Julie: *Says “I hate my brother!” In Korean*

N/T: And since I’m super awesome and know Korean, that meant “I hate my brother”.

James : Shi—

N/T : *BEEEP*

N/T: Next, the Italian, Paolo, who doesn’t understand English but speaks Bisaya.

Paolo: *Italian mumbling*

Jackie: What?

Paolo: Nganung di man ka kasabot? (why cant you understand)

N/T: Next, Migui the mute!

*Crickets chirp or silence*

N/T: Next, Jackie, the teacher’s assistant

Jackie: Hey guys!

N/T: This, time, Kerxen, the crazy and annoying midget!

Kerxen: *Makes weird noises*

N/T: And last, but not the least, it’s... What the...

Cliven : Cassandra!

N/T: I love this guy!

N/T: And as for me, I am Alex, the humble teacher. And now, since we’re finished with the introductions, it’s time for class!

Class: Aww.

N/T: Minus points!

Class: Yay!

N/T: You want minus points?

Class: No?

N/T: Okay, lets—

*Thunder cracks*

Class: Ahh!

N/T: Noo! Why must the power go out now?

Cliven: Ahh! James, save me!

James: Get off me! (In Korean)

*James pushes him off and a crash is heard*

Cliven: Ouch, so mean!

*Thunder*

Cliven: Like, oh my god! Can this, like, stop already?

Danica: *Says an encouraging cheer* It's okay don't be scared..umm what rhymes with scared?

N/T: Okay,okay, settle down children! Jackie? Come here, I need you.

*Bam Bam Bam*

Jackie: (In rhythm with the sounds) Ow, ow, ow!

N/T: KERXEN!

Kerxen: *Does more weird noises*

N/T: Give me that cartolina now!

Chloe: Oh not again.

Kerxen: Take that, moron! *Bam*

Chloe: That’s my word, moron!

Danica: What *bam* the *bam* fudge? *bam*

Kerxen: *More sounds*

Danica: Give me that...

*BAM*

Kerxen : Ahaha, I see stars!

Danica: That’s what you get for ruining my hair, moron!

Chloe: *Sighs* And there it is again.

“Twins”: There people are so weird! (Korean)

N/T: Stop calling us weird! Allison, Kerxen, stop it!

Kerxen/Danica: Yes Sir/Ma’am!

Kerxen/Danica: Yes Ma’am/Sir?

Danica: Wait, what is your—

N/T: Silence! Silence everyone!

Migui: Can I please go to the bathroom?

N/T: Sure, sure.

*Door opens and closes*

*thunder cracks and an alarm rings*

N/T: Oh my gosh, why is the fire alarm ringing during a storm?

Class: Ahh!

N/T: I need a break. Shy, I’m getting your cigarette!

Chloe: My cigarette!

Kerxen: *cough*

N/T: I need this! (Breathes in deeply and exhales multiple times)

All: *coughing badly*

Cliven: We only got *cough* four minutes *cough* to save the world!

Allison: I *cough* love you all... *cough*

*Silence*

*Door opens*

Migui : I’m back. What I miss?

THE END

Cast:

N/T: Khrystin Burden
Cassandra: Cliven Gairanod
James: James Kim
Julie: Julie Jeong
Allison: Danica Del Mar
Shy: Chloe Cejas
Paolo: Paolo Malasomma
Jackie: Jackie Tolentino
Migui: Migui Ramos
Kerxen: Kerxen Ambe